Friday, May 9, 2014

The Jeep Spirit

Whether you're a teenybopper, CEO, or outdoors-man, the allure of Jeep appeals to all types. Don't be alarmed if sometimes you're lumped into the same crowd as Justin Bieber listeners.

See, no other vehicle allows us to connect with people spanning the entire spectrum. Last week I went off-roading and met a petite blonde who looked like she belonged in a tanning booth or reading TMZ. I was skeptical until she ripped up the trails like a pro which impressed me and made her look ten times hotter.

Face it, everyone thinks that they embody the Jeep Spirit. Who does not think that they're free-spirited and self-reliant?  Even my dentist drives a Wrangler and he was the guy prying his underwear loose from his butt-crack in high school. We all know that dude, the one who showboats and acts cool because he's got the dough. Hell, that's still the genuine Jeep Spirit.

I'll admit that I used to resent seeing the corporate big whig out in the pits but now I think it helps to broaden the experience. If you want to be secular buy a Mercedes, if you want an experience that transports in more ways, then Jeep is the true answer.

By the way, rumor has it that J Biebs was born in the back of a Jeep.

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